"X-Ray Tech Nutrition Facts" Mug

Because being an X-ray tech isn’t just a job—it’s a carefully measured blend of speed, patience, and an ungodly amount of caffeine. This mug hilariously breaks down the “nutrition facts” of the rad tech life: 100% accuracy, 200% tolerance for nonsense, and a daily serving of “Turn to your left. No, the OTHER left.”

Made from durable ceramic, it’s perfect for sipping coffee between portable exams, chugging tea after dealing with yet another uncooperative patient, or just pretending the caffeine will help you survive another 12-hour shift.

Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling and the inability to hear “Is this gonna hurt?” without sighing.