"Keep Calm and Scan On" Sweatshirt

Because when the machine starts making that noise, the patient suddenly "forgets" how to stay still, and the doctor orders “just one more scan,” you have no choice but to keep calm and scan on. This sweatshirt is for the CT and MRI techs who handle the chaos like pros—one scan at a time.

Made from a cozy, stress-absorbing cotton-poly blend (okay, maybe it won’t absorb all the stress, but it helps), this sweatshirt is perfect for freezing scan rooms, long shifts, and those moments when you contemplate running away but remember you need the paycheck.

Deep breath. Hit scan. Pretend everything’s fine.