"CT Tech Nutrition Facts" Mug

Because running a CT scanner takes more than just pushing buttons—it’s a full-body workout in patience, skill, and expertly dodging contrast spills. This mug hilariously breaks down the real “nutrition facts” of being a CT tech: 100% accuracy, 150% tolerance for stat orders, and a daily dose of “What do you mean, NPO? They just had breakfast?”

Made from durable ceramic, this mug is perfect for early mornings, late-night shifts, and those moments when you need caffeine before explaining (again) why oral contrast actually matters.

Warning: May cause excessive sarcasm and the urge to scan people just to see if they have a brain.